Conversations on a plane

The guy sitting near me last night was on his cell phone. Here's how his side of the conversation went.

Jane. It's Steve.

Jane, I always call you. You never call me.

I'm really angry with you. I'd think you could call me sometime.

I've got the time share in Estes Park for Labor day weekend 2008. I thought I'd invite you and that worthless stiff of a husband you've got now to come up and join us at the time share. The weather will be perfect in late August. It should be great. Plus the Democratic national convention will be in town so you can watch and cheer on all your whacko lefty friends. I hope you can join us.

Call me back.