Indicted legislator needs pr help

Terri Hodge, a state legislator from Dallas has been indicted by the feds in a bribery and extortion scheme involving the building of low-income housing. Her supporters rallied around her by crowing about what a great advocate for prisoners' rights she's been over the years.

Talk about a self-serving politician. At least she'll have friends in the pokey.

Joke of the Day

Q. Have you seen the new movie, Constipated?
A. No.
Q. Oh, that's right, it hasn't come out yet.

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